1) There are some places you shouldn't be a thief.
2) If you nap during the break-in . . .
3) Even if it's not locked up, stealing a bike is stealing a bike.
4) You can't sell your weapons when you are a soldier.
5) Don't burglarize a police station, no matter how drunk you are.
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