Theft

1. Getting run over by the truck he stole.

2. Can't steal birthday gifts for your kid.

3. 100 corruption cases in Kazakhastan.

4. More crime and fewer officers.

5. More scams against senior citizens.

6. Politician:

I want to assure the police station commissioners and policemen and women from these areas that they have permission to kill these criminals.

I won’t tolerate any pathetic excuses for you not being able to deal with crime. You have been given guns, now use them.

7. "The impact of the crime in India is that today more and more people report that they keep some kind of self-protection at home; watchdogs are becoming as popular as the friendly family pet. Vigilante groups and private security agencies are flourishing. Even in the national capital not only women prefer to stay off the streets at night, but parents also feel insure about the safety of their children."

8. Smirking thug gets probation.

9. Regurgitation leads to DNA arrest.

10. Crime up 8%.

11. Crime down 10%.

12. Drug theft by sword.

13. Stealing a police officer's sidearm isn't the greatest idea.