Theft

1) Doughnut truck.

2) Zipped in a suitcase and stowed with other cargo - then coming out and stealing from other suitcases.

3) Don't smoke while stealing gasoline.

4) 3 kegs.

5) Don't try to steal from someone carrying a big steel trashcan.

6) Car thief who deserves every last second of the 8 years he got.

7) 10 tons of cheese.

8) 50 parakeets.

9) If you're going to be a professional thief, turn on your headlights as you drive away.

10) As always, someone steals from a church.

11) One-legged, wheel chair bound truck thief.

12) Prom Dress stakeout.

13) Stealing library books using a child's name.