Defense Attorney: You know, we need to teach Ken compassion. If you just had some faith in your fellow man you wouldn't want to stick these people in prison.
Me: If I had any faith in humanity, I'd be married and have kids. You need to speak to Bob if you want compassion. He's the one with a wife and kids.
Bob: I don't have any faith in humanity because I have a wife and kids . . .
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